An asshole. A knee-jerk reactionary. A shaven simian among men. Easily identified by their penchant for wearing white, baseball-style hats, usually bearing logos of university sports teams or the New York Yankees. Often accesorizes with department store cologne and butter yellow polos. Can usually be spotted at frat parties, H&M, Hollister and trendy, meat-market nightclubs. While not every asshole is a white hat, every white hat is an asshole.
by Gabe Fauber May 22, 2005
Although the standard definition is one who has their head so far up their ass that they may as well be wearing their ass as a hat. I also like to imagine it as being someone being so useless that they are just as or moresoe useless as a hat that you wear on your arse. obviously nudist may disagree and wouldnt mind saving their asses from sun burn, but to them i say; your not a real nudist!
by Karillion November 13, 2007
by jred September 11, 2003
ANY HAT WORN SIDE WAYS OR WITH A FLIPPED UP BRIM ALSO THE HAT MAY HAVE A STICKER ON IT OR A TAG THAT NEEDS TO BE PUT IN THE TRASH
A FAG HAT IS USUALLY CUPPLED WITH A PAIR OF PENGUIN PANTS KNOWN AS SKINNY JEANS THEY SOMETIMES SAG THESE PANTS SHOWING THEIR DIRTY STANK BOXERS AND FOR SHOES THEY WEAR CLOWN SHOES WITH THE LACES DRAGGIN ON THE GROUND IF YOU SIT AT THE MALL YOU WILL SEE THESE LOSERS EVERY WHERE WHEN I SEE A HAT FAG I LAUGH MY ASS OFF
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 23, 2011
1.)practitioner of ass hattery
by Jesus Barron February 27, 2008
by somerandomperson1 July 01, 2010
Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"
Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."
Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."
by Cantorum November 08, 2009