by allthedadjokes April 16, 2022
Get the Nip to nipmug. by yeastlyspew October 26, 2013
Get the bison nipmug. A game in which any player can pass a nip to another player by causing them to catch, or otherwise, take a nip in their hand.
The receiving player must drink the nip.
If a player attempts to pass a nip but the receiving player does not catch the nip or does not accept the nip — the nip becomes the receiver’s ammunition.
Nuanced rules include:
1. The receiver may drink half the nip, the remaining half becomes their ammunition.
2. The receiver May decline drinking the nip if they’re
i. Driving later
ii. Pregnant
iii. Just not feeling it
If any reasons i-iii are used to decline nip slip the sender may chose to give the ammunition to the receiver or recover the ammunition for later use.
Foreknowledge as a prerequisite for play:
Much like the game, players must be aware of nip slip to be subject to its rules. New players must have the rules described to them and consent to play. It is recommended that immediately upon explanation a nip is passed to new players.
The receiving player must drink the nip.
If a player attempts to pass a nip but the receiving player does not catch the nip or does not accept the nip — the nip becomes the receiver’s ammunition.
Nuanced rules include:
1. The receiver may drink half the nip, the remaining half becomes their ammunition.
2. The receiver May decline drinking the nip if they’re
i. Driving later
ii. Pregnant
iii. Just not feeling it
If any reasons i-iii are used to decline nip slip the sender may chose to give the ammunition to the receiver or recover the ammunition for later use.
Foreknowledge as a prerequisite for play:
Much like the game, players must be aware of nip slip to be subject to its rules. New players must have the rules described to them and consent to play. It is recommended that immediately upon explanation a nip is passed to new players.
by Nipslipmaster October 23, 2023
Get the Nip Slipmug. by messy bun October 25, 2017
Get the nips of stealmug. by PineappleLifeGirl August 13, 2022
Get the Power Nipsmug. by Bvovo October 29, 2017
Get the NIPmug. Hairy nipples, hairless nipples and other body anomalies can be known as dairy hooters, hairy dooters, dirty hairies, hairy dairies, dairy hairies, nairy dipples, hairy nips, nairy dips, dairy hips, dairy nipples, dairy hoots, hairy doots, nairy hipples and nairless hipples, among less common words like Harris Teeters.
Hymns Of Deuteronomy; An Ode To Hairy Nips:
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
"I love how you skitter me scats just like you scatter me deuters. And I love the way you tipsy my nips just like you scooter me hooters. When you busty my lust and when you chesty my breast and when you're silky for milk, you know l like you the best, but I don't know a god damned thing about these computers.
I love how you neuter my newts just like you grew dirty hairies. And if you want to deuter my hoots, you'll have to dairy my nairies. There was a hooter of doots on top of my nairy dipples that will sing you a song that's scathing my hairy nipples, but I still know nothing about how much that this hurts your dairies."
Hex the Dolls:
"Hex the dolls with dairy hooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Hex the dolls with hairy dooters! Fa la la la la, la la la la! Nairy dipples, dairy nipples! Fa la la la la la la la la! Dirty hairies hurt my dairies! Fa la la la la, la la la la!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 4, 2023
Get the Nipsmug.