by Garland McFarland September 01, 2008
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by mavvinkat December 16, 2012
A redneck, similar to that of a hood-rat, but from the woods, this person I countrified. They probably drive a big lifted truck, own a farm and act tough, despite him being from the country this person is not stupid and will actually fuck your day up if you piss him off.
He has a on off switch for his country boy charm and will steal your girl in a heartbeat if he wants to, he often will be seen drinking l, smoking Marlboros and playing loud country/hickhop music while driving a truck or tractor.
He has a on off switch for his country boy charm and will steal your girl in a heartbeat if he wants to, he often will be seen drinking l, smoking Marlboros and playing loud country/hickhop music while driving a truck or tractor.
by diggymac May 30, 2018
The cockrall that lives in your pants and pops up to say hello when you wake up.
Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!
Basically it’s a boner that comes in the morning!!
My Penis: Hey good morning Jimmy
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!
Jimmy: Why do you have to have morning wood Penis
My Penis: Just wanted to say good morning, sorry
Jimmy: But my mum’s gonna see!!!!
by JackyBoiBigDee April 26, 2019
The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.
After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.
That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!
That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!
by ck1962 December 23, 2012
The act of losing one's cell phone or otherwise damaging it in a way to make it not function, often times causing friends and family much stress. In extreme cases, this may lead to widespread games of Hide-n-Seek.
by MhaWhaE October 28, 2011