your moms dead outside

New York slang for 'your moms outside right now'
by r fly March 20, 2018
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That's what your mom said

A clever combination of "that's what she said" and "your mom!". It was created to avoid the argument that "that's what she said" creates confusion because "she" is nobody while adding the punch of "your mom" jokes to it.

The phrase "last night" may be added to the end if extra pwnage is needed.
Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said!"

Person 1: "Whoa, that's a big hot dog"
Person 2: "That's what your mom said last night!"
by Nikki Duff July 31, 2008
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your mom's chest hair

-Often used in place of your mom.
-Derived from the motion picture Mean Girls.
Dad: Who is this?
Kayla: your mom's chest hair
by broyce July 14, 2008
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so how's your mom?

the greatest way to change the topic of an uncomfortable conversation.
"Not that you have body lice, or possibly have AIDS, I don't care who you are, what you did, where you're from, as long as you love meeee!"
" . . . "
"So how's your mom?"
by E.M.T. December 24, 2008
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Me x your mom

A very canon thing in the real world, yes its me your other parent! And by the way, get of your phone!
your mom x me is so canon me x your mom me x your mom
by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022
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I fucked your mom

I love you and have loved you since we were 13
Richie: I fucked your mom.
Eddie: your an idiot, but I love you too.
by Carter ÙwÚ March 21, 2020
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