grass

something you should touch.

a stream that has not touched grass in 10 years.

by im not a person. September 20, 2021

natty grass fed athlete

A gym go-er who is a natural athlete who uses Axe and sledge grass fed protein

“Cooper Lutz is a natty grass fed athlete”

by mattserwatka12 September 21, 2021

Touch Grass

No u

Go Touch Grass

by What’s your handle321 February 24, 2024

clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.

I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!

by G Dano May 20, 2024

Grass window

When someone is leaving their home to pursue a much more fulfilling existence because they are afraid they will get their testes blown off by a raging nymphomaniac

That grass window is filthy and it fucken stinks man , yeh I know but it keeps the sun out of my house which is all I need the window to do.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Grass

That weird thing everyone tells you to touch but you don't believe it exists cos you've never seen it before.

Friend: Go touch some damn grass bro!
Me: Strange, everyone seems to tell me to touch this strange object you call grass.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 26, 2023

Blade of grass.

Well if you dont know what a blade of grass is, then your a blade of grass.

Craig: hey John!

John: yea... your a blade of grass.
Craig: what does that mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig: yea, but what's it mean?
John: it means your a blade of grass.
Craig:🤯

by Your Just A Blade Of Grass🤷‍♂ March 24, 2021