Skip to main content

Human Beyblade

The act of ripping anal beads hard out of an individuals asshole, while they are placed upon a spinning chair or anything of the sort, to create enough momentum to spin and or "rip" the individual in circles. Best done with 2 individuals competing in an arena until one runs out of momentum.
"Hey! We should do a double date soon, maybe pull a Human Beyblade!"
by Monger of the ass men August 2, 2021
mugGet the Human Beyblade mug.

Orange Human

People that have hair that is so red and skin complexion that is so freckly white that they appear to be a completely washed out orange color.
That orange human is cute, but I still will not bang him because of his disgusting coloring.
by Orangepeoplehater November 12, 2009
mugGet the Orange Human mug.

human pinata

The act of eating so much confetti (or candy) till you're shitting nothing but in, then hanging yourself naked with a grenade in your anal cavity with a note tied to the pin saying "haha enjoy" and waiting for someone to find your body.
Person 1: Dude you look sad, what's up?
Person 2: My dad human pinata'd himself last night and I fell for the note.
by AnythingForMemes January 6, 2017
mugGet the human pinata mug.

Humane Slaughter

The best example of an Oxymoron you can have.
There is no humane way to kill something that doesn't want to die.

Be humane; be vegan.
The use of humane slaughter does not justify the needless killing of animals.
by nitram June 3, 2018
mugGet the Humane Slaughter mug.

human reproduction

People eat bananas and drink sprite till they have a kid.
Man: Hey honey, you wanna have a kid?

Random Woman: Um...... Don't know you but yeah sure! I hate my boyfriend. Let's do it.

Human Reproduction.
mugGet the human reproduction mug.

human microscope

When a man cums inside of a woman's eye and she looks up at a light to watch the sperm moving around.
Bro I totally turned your Girlfriend into a Human Microscope last night
by TheHumanMicroscope December 6, 2016
mugGet the human microscope mug.

human peacock

for show, look colorful and/or wonderful but in reality is impractical or useless
Look at those human peacock with colorful hats at the Royal wedding...
by parleton May 21, 2011
mugGet the human peacock mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email