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homework mom 

Someone who will get disappointed when you don't do your homework never takes notes and will not do their homework from time to time very Mom like and will yell at you to button up your shirt if it randomly unbuttons loves his child and is very random will talk about sexual ass shit but will get very flustered at almost anything very muscular for a mother has more muscles then Dennis with his one muscle and will hold onto your iPod when you don't really have pockets and loves thin mints
I love my Homework Mom as anyone would love their really cool mom Homework Mom is the best!!!!

Homework Pass 

Something you can use to juke out the devil.
Basically, it's the best fucking thing you can get.
I got a Homework Pass. FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Homework Pass by IgnitedS10 February 8, 2019

homework thoughts 

Similar to shower thoughts, homework thoughts are random ideas that occur when put in a particular state of thinking via a certain condition. A bored student who's supposed to be doing his/her homework has these thoughts after at least 10 minutes of work and a lingering onset of boredom.
"I was doing my homework yesterday, and my foot went numb because I was sitting on it. Then, I realized that people with foot fetishes can do that and then pretend they're playing with someone else's feet!"

"Dude, that's a pretty awesome homework thought."

"Yeah man! Then, I went online to talk about it and procrastinate and realized I had to include the word being defined itself in the example sentences because Urban Dictionary is annoying. homework thoughts"
homework thoughts by JayBlack October 30, 2016

Homework Night

When you have waited all week until 10 o clock on Sunday night and you remember you have homework for the next day
Hey Pakrid Owen, I have Fucking Homework Night amd I have 3 pieces to do for tomorrow.! "Don't worry" said Makaklingstine Owen " You'll be okay, just try your hardest my little flower of pippette saop glued to my anal erectilla rectum
Homework Night by TOMORDATROM September 19, 2017

homework whore 

A teacher who gives (way x100) too much homework.
Teacher: I won't give a lot of homework for the holidays this time. I promise, okay?

Students: Yaaas

Teacher: So just page one to five... hundred... for... the maths booklet? And an essay on the history of the royal family, a circuit diagram for an air conditioner, a German composition on the top 10 jobs you wish to have, please elaborate, the experimental table on hydrogen combustion, a repainting of Starry Night by Vincent Van Gogh, practice Canon in D on the piccolo...

Students after class: homework whore >:(

Homework Derby 

An event in school, in which a group of students will try to complete their homework, or get as many questions done, under a certain amount of time. (Such as the end of the school day before leaving or lunch)
People in my school always start Homework Derby, and I hate it.
Homework Derby by Svifias March 10, 2019