Grip-tion

The ability to maintain grip.

The car slid off the road due to what Steve, "the mechanic"calls Grip-tion.

by BeautifulChaos September 11, 2020

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Sphincter Grip

When your asshole contracts to stop shit from releasing.

Adam: Man, I gotta shit!
Josh: Use your sphincter grip Until you get to the toilet!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

Guilly grip

An inherited gift, passed down from generations. Most notable alumni: Dosh has employed this gift in his favourite sport Rugby. Although it may have sexual connotations, Doshes 'Guilly grip' is merely for improving his Rugby performances.

Dosh has such a 'guilly grip'!

by JohnPorkOhio August 5, 2024

gripping cheese

The act of falling asleep while eating cheese puffs and watching porn.

I woke up last night gripping cheese

by Hienz Thunderclap October 29, 2020

grip the stick

A term with multiple meanings. One being a woman grabbing your penis/giving you a handjob/sex in general.

Also meaning grabbing your gun in event of an altercation. Easily confused with each other for the feeble or vulgar mind.

“Man lashawnda came through last night and grip da stick”

“Big boi dayvon and his guy said they was coming to our block they gon see me grip the stick”

by Kush wizard November 19, 2017

bishy grip

The bishy grip (or bishops grip) is a reverse , 2 in the pink 1 in the stink, mastered by the man himself , Dave the rave cabbage , the bishy grip can lead to one of 2 consequences, stinky fingers, or 12 hours in the cells and a ban from all night clubs in thr United Kingdom

I do the bishy grip dance move and it’s an instant bird killer

by Dave_cabbage October 23, 2022