grease & peace

when someone (usually a woman) starts having sex with someone but its not good to they leave before the other persons finished.

That dude from last night had no idea what he was doing, so I had to pull the grease & peace on him.

by apymbal123 September 24, 2012

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

window grease

A Word For A Clean Freak Your Mom,A Window Cleaner....You

Kid: Mom Mr.Thomas Is Scary
Mom: How?
Kid: He's A Clean Freak
Mom: He Sure Has Some Window Grease Then
Kid: Mom, You Need Help
Mom: I Know *Cries*

by Razzlz January 11, 2017

Grease Cheek

When you don't wipe yourself well enough after defecation, and residual feces begins to smear itself between your cheeks.

Feels like I got a case of grease cheek. I'll be right back.

by Beardy McBearderson January 21, 2021

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016

Grease Fight

All participants eat greasy, saucy, and drippy foods. Then they wrestle around without washing their hands.

After we kill these ribs do you wanna have a grease Fight?

by Papa Lasagna August 8, 2021