(v) Farpoon - A fart, specifically delivered by a female while a gentleman is spooning her, much to the disgruntle of said gent'.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
pt - Farpooned - To have been farted on whilst spooning a female, generally felt by means of a penile vibration whilst dozing off.
"Aww fuck, man! I nearly shat the bed, she farted against me dick as I gave her a cuddle!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"
"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"
"Yeah mate....sounds like you've been farpooned"
"I woke with such a startle; like a mini earthquake had just hit my cock....I think the dirty cow had farpooned me!"
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Largely imaginary fearful 'Spirits' mostly generated by the *Market Dictatorshop* Faschism's 'Schemedia' imagichicanery*; constantly though not necessarily consciously* generated by Language - and perhaps especially English - It's use, misuse and disuse.
*not necessarily consciously -
"We are dual existences, denizens of two worlds, the rational world of phenomena and the irrational world 'in itself'. Only a Natural Ethics capable of appealing to both can lay claim to stability. Yet in truth there is only one world."
- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944
*not necessarily consciously -
"We are dual existences, denizens of two worlds, the rational world of phenomena and the irrational world 'in itself'. Only a Natural Ethics capable of appealing to both can lay claim to stability. Yet in truth there is only one world."
- Frankie 'Future of Man' Warner 1944
This particular Right-Wing-Narrative Constraction* 'Opinion Piece' created many fearlings among the population, always marshaled towards and corralled into 'Conservatism', usually of the *BroadChurch* variety.
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Kitty: "FOF"
Felix: "Wanna hang out today?"
Kitty: "FOF"
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1) Fear - Noun: A state of terror!
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1) Fear - Noun: A state of terror!
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