The Elia Law

The Elia Law describes the process of multiplying a statement by infinity, and then locking the situation, dissolving the key of said lock in acid, and then reinforcing the existing lock on the situation with enchanted uru metal. The use of this law in an argument results the user ultimately winning the argument, with no debate whatsoever. Nothing in existence and nonexistence overpowers the use of this law.

i.e. If you’re tired of a stupid argument just invoke the Elia law and its over.

Person 1: Yes

Person 2: no

Person 1: yes, and I invoke the Elia law

Person 2: shit

by Dippermabelcoop March 13, 2026

The Old Eliassen

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.

Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe

by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017

The_Great_Elian

ov material. Goat. Stans Braun and simps for goated womans wrestler. Made the greatest thread of all time.

The_Great_Elian is better than u

by Chill but Urban Dicktionary May 20, 2021

Doing an Elias

Turning up after 10AM to work.

Did you see that he came in at 10:43AM today? I guess he was doing an Elias.

by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

Azura and Elias

Azura and elias are the sexiest couple around, kissing smooching and researching when given the chance, elias loves azura as much as he loves those abs ;) azura loves those abs as much as he loves elias

Azura and Elias went to the bathroom and did the whole shabang shabang yk yk ;)

by ykwhoiam im me October 4, 2022