sausage dildo

It is when you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

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Are you using that sausage dildo

by Voldaar July 24, 2016

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Dildo Ball

When you use nerf battle axes and you smack an 8 inch long black rubber dildo around until it makes a dent in a white wall.

Damn! I wish i could play dildo ball! That guy SMACKED that thing right into the wall and left the biggest, blackest dent I have ever seen!

by Mysterious Frying Pan November 8, 2016

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A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
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When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.

I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.

by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017

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Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

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Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.

I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.

by s7l May 12, 2012

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