Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

prick dildo

A complete and utter douchè bag,

usually goes by the names of Doug, Andrew or Sam

Andrew is a prick dildo
That person is a complete douchè he must b be a Sam

by Princess_Zelda September 14, 2014

dildo weed

A word used when an individual is acting foolish and crude at the same time.

" Did you hear that new kid Brian at lunch today? He's a complete dildo weed!" Or "Don't be such a dildo weed."

by be11is March 21, 2017

sparkling dildo

A dildo that is glittery for the gays

dude i got my brother a sparkling dildo to support him being a gay little bitch

by queefmasterblaster February 28, 2017

Sandy Dildo

a female masturbating on the beach.

It was so gross, I saw a sandy dildo on the beach today.

by steveisak August 24, 2011

Dildo dancer

A dancing dick with a crowd of anal wanters🍆💦

Wow did you see that dildo dancer today?

No but I want to!!

But your not an anal wanter sooo...

by Makaylabitch930 March 25, 2016

Dildo Ham

Polyurethane composite molded into the shape of a colonial under-slung then fitted with a 2.5 mm thick ham glove that hugs the shaft

Did you see Sharons new dildo ham?

by Firebolt Please May 14, 2019