dildo panties

A set of underwear for women with a dildo on the inside alowing for discreet pleasure in public

I’m having a great time! I’m wearing my dildo panties!

by Ghdhvshdfgg March 13, 2018

Doodoo dildo

When a large defication is taken intact and then frozen. The frozen piece of doodoo is then used as a dildo on whatever sex hole is preferred.

The freezing process of the doodoo dildo is often strengthened by the toilet water or extra spritzing.

I took the biggest crap the other day and wish I had a way to freeze it so I could have made it a doodoo dildo.

by s7l May 12, 2012

Nebraska Dildo

The act of puting a condom over a corn cob and using it for sexual stimulation.

Stacy used a Nebraska Dildo because she lost her vibrator.

by loeff493 August 31, 2019

dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

Massachusetts Dildo

A dildo made from shit that has been frozen
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When a man takes a shit and freezes it, later uses it on his wife as a shit dildo. A Massachusetts can range up to 15 inches if you eat enough food and shit the right way for the massive dildo. A man can also combine 2 shits and freeze them together creating a massive 25 inch dildo to penetrate your wife deep... deep as i mean in and out past her g spot into her lungs oh yeah ! in and out in and out the lungs.

I just Massachusetts dildo my wife hard oh yeah baby give it to her.

by Jack Queen Mcquan October 23, 2017

Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010