Ghetto Dad

A black or white male that has to many kids and doesn't believe in safe sex.

Most are black man who want to have a many kids as they can and remove the white race of power.

A black man that live poor in a poor town and has to many kids from to many mothers.
The friend ask: Hey how many kids do you have?

Black man said: I don't know am to poor to know.

The friend ask: You don't know how many women have you sleep with.

Black man said: More than I have fingers or toes.

The friend said:Your a Ghetto Dad

Black man ask: Whats that.

The friend said:A man who has to many kids from to many women of lives poor.
by pimp daddy sugar ray November 06, 2011
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Ajani's Dad

Someone that doesn't exist
Me: Yo you seen Ajani's Dad.
Also Me: Oh wait he doesn't exist
by NotAjani September 02, 2019
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Dads Joke

When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.
Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009
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peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love
I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up
by Angry momma March 24, 2015
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Cocktail dad

A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.
Red Forman has a keg man. He’s a cocktail dad and cocktail dad’s own beer taps!”
by Penguin king125 January 04, 2018
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Dad joke

Jokes told by a lot of dads that may may been funny years or decades ago but have grown "tired" over time. Examples include "Caddy Shack" or "Borat" bits. Dads typically have a static repertoire of these jokes they have been perfecting for years.
Any time someone mentions New York Italians the Dad Joke in response may be "fuhgeddaboudit."
by DougWare February 11, 2018
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isaiahs dad

A man who disappeared and smoked weed 24/7 and is a bonk ass nigge
by Isaiah100 March 14, 2018
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