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Ajani's Dad

Someone that doesn't exist
Me: Yo you seen Ajani's Dad.
Also Me: Oh wait he doesn't exist
by NotAjani September 2, 2019
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Dads Joke

When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.
Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009
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dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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soccer dad

a soccer dad is someone who is just like a soccer mom , takes their kids to soccer practice and games. They also do the following: makes sure they have all there stuff, gives them a water bottle, etc
the word soccer dad is defined as a dad who is just like a soccer mom but a dad
by Liz mayville November 4, 2020
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isaiahs dad

A man who disappeared and smoked weed 24/7 and is a bonk ass nigge
by Isaiah100 March 14, 2018
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Dad Rockers

Young people usually in their 20s and early 30s who listens to classic rock or dad rock and not much else.
Dad rockers tend to not like new music.
by fartfootnugent May 12, 2019
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Party Dad

The person invited to parties who's only purpose is to keep the group from getting into too much trouble. They usually don't get intoxicated as it would impare their parental judgement.
John: "Hey, I'm throwing a party this weekend. Should I invite Rob?"

Susan: "Definitely. We need a party dad".
by 56B415145161566825181747=4 October 26, 2016
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