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Ghetto Dad

A black or white male that has to many kids and doesn't believe in safe sex.

Most are black man who want to have a many kids as they can and remove the white race of power.

A black man that live poor in a poor town and has to many kids from to many mothers.
The friend ask: Hey how many kids do you have?

Black man said: I don't know am to poor to know.

The friend ask: You don't know how many women have you sleep with.

Black man said: More than I have fingers or toes.

The friend said:Your a Ghetto Dad

Black man ask: Whats that.

The friend said:A man who has to many kids from to many women of lives poor.
by pimp daddy sugar ray November 6, 2011
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Dads Joke

When the joker thinks his/her own joke is hilarious, but no one else does. He/she laughs, and everyone else laughs because it is funny that he/she thinks he/she is funny.
Sam: "I'm very punny, get it, punny? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Josh & Mike: "Umm."
Sam: "hahahahaha!"
Josh & Mike: "haha!"
Josh to Mike: "dude that was a total dads joke"
by Liz Schwarz January 25, 2009
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dad shagger

The logical response to being called a motherfucker. Being called "motherfucker" implies that you fuck your own mother and is generally considered the highest insult one can bestow.

By immediately responding "dadshagger" one temporarily confuses one's literary opponent as to whether it would be worse to shag their dad or fuck their mother and whether they have in fact been semantically bested. Erstwhile, thou positions thine foot squarely betwixt their thighs with such vehemence as to render them infertile for the rest of their sorry ass life.
Antagonist: "You motherfucker!"

Pacifist: "Dad shagger"

Antagonist: "Huh?"

Pacifist: "SQUAHNUTKICK"
by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011
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Cocktail dad

A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.
Red Forman has a keg man. He’s a cocktail dad and cocktail dad’s own beer taps!”
by Penguin king125 January 3, 2018
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isaiahs dad

A man who disappeared and smoked weed 24/7 and is a bonk ass nigge
by Isaiah100 March 14, 2018
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soccer dad

a soccer dad is someone who is just like a soccer mom , takes their kids to soccer practice and games. They also do the following: makes sure they have all there stuff, gives them a water bottle, etc
the word soccer dad is defined as a dad who is just like a soccer mom but a dad
by Liz mayville November 4, 2020
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Panda dad

Opposite of a tiger mom - a dad who wants to just spend time with his kids playing around and having fun - usually of Asian descent
Check out that panda dad, he's playing with his kids in the sandbox!
by Polygookie May 23, 2014
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