Cuddle Puddle

A bunch of dirty, muddy, unshowered, non-deodorant hippies and drugged out perverts all laying on each other with more-than-occasional groping

Look at those wooks in that cuddle puddle.

by The master bartender June 28, 2018

Cuddle Puddle

After sex cuddling in the wet spot.

After she squirted, we cuddle puddled in the wet spot.

by Kellydunn September 16, 2018

Mr Cuddles

A renound potton pikey who is partial to spaff in the library. Also An absolute gorm who passes girls off like looses change (prick)
Fucking ket ‘ed

Claims to fame: cracked on with Jubbo (numerous times), In too deep after cuddles, loves the romantic touch of Dutch lips on his smackers, banged dicko in the pavilion lavs

mr cuddles wanna bump

by ➖ September 26, 2018

Cuddle fucker

A person who tries to fuck you under the guise of “cuddling”. Tend to present themself as a compassionate, “open” person who genuinely cares when really their behavior is completely self serving. Tendency to believe/say things like the world is a giant crystal. Probably attends Burning Man.

Wow, I’m so ashamed I just got duped by that cuddle fucker!

by Lobizzle October 8, 2018

cuddle puddles

Cuddle Puddles are body flows from the sexual arousal of cuddling with your girlfriend/boyfriend/snag/wife/husband/snatch or whoever😂😂
They are literally within, on the tips of, or splashed in unseen places and perhaps the bedsheets. 😂

Mad cuddle puddles permeated from the heated bodies of Sally, Jesse, and Raphael as they touched teased and stroked one another in a sexy trio of threesome-foreplay. Bubble bubble bubble then splash splash splash!!

(**Everyone involved in the above scenario was 21 and over)*

by Treebonics June 9, 2018

Bumpy Cuddles

When two people have sex.

Do you want to have bumpy cuddles?

by aaron88800 August 10, 2022

Cuddle Slut

1. (n) Someone who would prefer cuddles to sexual activity.

2. (n) Someone who craves a connection and intimacy.

“Are you cuddly?”

“Of course! I’m a total Cuddle Slut!”

by Dreyah August 24, 2022