Creep

A person who does things that are unexpected.
Do not be a creep.
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Creep

Woman: "That ugly man over there tried talking to me. He's such a creep!"
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
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creep and beep

Very slow or stopped traffic; a traffic jam.
It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.

I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
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Creep Spiral

The effect where by creepiness prevents someone from making the friends or connections required to be told how to stop being a creep. A creep 22 if you will.
Jenny: "Jack's such a creep, you'd think he'd learn by now."
Dave: "He's suck in a creep spiral."
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creep freak

A person that is creepy and freaky at the same time. They creep and freak you out .
Girl: "OMG! YOURE SUCH A CREEP FREAK EMILY!! LEAVE ME TF ALONE!!"

Emily: " I just like hanging out with you and watchin you sleep that's all"😊
by lil nene December 8, 2015
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batty creep

Someone who obsesses over the anus/sphincter or anything involving it.
'Oi, i fucking love arseholes'
'What the fuck Charlotte you batty creep!'
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mega creep

A mega creep is a creep but worse.

In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.

Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,

wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually, without emotional reason to, and being predatory does.

The mega creep does all of that with extremely creepy (not cute) smiles, tongue licking and finger wiggling gestures, wanting to Joe Biden sniff anyone he is attracted to

There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone, many bisexual people are awesome & many awesome people are bisexual

But the mega creep is not one of them

And whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean but not creepy to the other one:

The mega creep is creepy to both.

When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
Terry is a mega creep. He needs to fix himself ASAP.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
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