Fluffy Crab

A small crab with magnetic hands. Susceptible to attatching onto metal nipple clamps.

Ouch, I appear to have a fluffy crab attached to my nipple.

by The Salty Sultanan January 16, 2009

Crab Dust

crab dust is a fine powder that beagles with small crab eyes shed when they shake head to tail. It also smells of the ocean and can be used as a food condiment.

Yo Susan, pass me the crab dust pot over please, I want to sprinkle some on my cornflakes!

by Skwisgaar84 December 7, 2018

crab train

a long line of people transport crabs to each other

choo choo all aboard the crab train

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Crab Rave

When a gay couple dance and have intercourses at the same time

Joe and Tim did the crab rave last night

by Dick eater 😏 December 1, 2018

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

Crab pot

The strong oudour emmited from a vagina, which is unhealthy, which can be detected from a distance

" was about to shag this slapper last night but when she took off her knickers fuck me mate i thought i was at the harbour, whole room smelt like a Crab pot"

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008

Crab legs

A girl with a stinky vagina

Friend: you still dating destiney?

Me: naw man had to break up cuz she had crab legs

by Jocoque May 12, 2017