Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.
(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*
by observant teenager March 5, 2009
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Cities that have no personality. Each suburban home looks the same with the exception of house color, dullsville.
See: Dallas, OKC, etc.
See: Dallas, OKC, etc.
They drove through the city, each suburb, each house looked the same for miles, Joe remarked "It's a damn cookie cutter city!"
by AnOddGirl September 15, 2010
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My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.
by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011
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Get the Wind Cookie mug.A quadruple chocolate cookie sold by sainsbury's. Each cookie contains over 100kcal and has been likened to sex. Though very satisfying at first and during consumption, a feeling of disappointment at the short lived pleasure is unavoidable. In the end, the consumer is left with a feeling that the cookie was not as large as hoped, over too quickly and not particularly satisfying.
Are there any sex cookies left?
No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...
No, I ate the last one, wasn't really big enough to fill me though...
by chemengfun May 25, 2010
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Hey, look at those hairy cookie nips!
Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!
Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?
Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?
I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
Tasty hairy cookie nips are my favorite!
Oh my gosh! What happened to all the hairy cookie nips?
Mommy, Daddy said "hairy cookie nips" when describing you. What does it mean?
I think my hairy cookie nips spread to my genitals.
by It's time to think Butthole February 14, 2012
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