cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.

..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....

by robby redhead August 27, 2007

grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)

Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.

by daub. April 7, 2008

cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

skunk cock

this occurs when a male pulls his penis out of an anus and the feces make the penile organ smell bad.

i was jammin it up dis chicks ass yesterday and i pulled out after i realized im gettin skunk cock.

by m-j-dub October 25, 2007

cock hurt

When your just sitting in class and out of no wear u feel ur cock burning

Sir do I have to present cause my cock hurts

by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017

Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010

Ciroc Cock

It is the inability of a person to ever achieve an orgasm during sexual intercourse after drinking. In other words you have problems ejaculating

This has been happening for awhile, can you fix your Ciroc cock?

by Palapo April 8, 2019