A big testicled male with a seven inch cock who is six feet tall. Also, he enjoys bullying short Mexican women.
by yurvy scurvy February 9, 2022
Get the Christophemug. I had to go over to General Assembly to get some parts and Christopher Columbus'd while I was there.
by Kemo_the_Clown June 3, 2022
Get the Christopher Columbusmug. When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
by NickM808 September 18, 2017
Get the Christopher Columbusingmug. The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
Get the Brandon Christopher Specialmug. Christophe is the guy everybody falls for. He's got a natural charm and is always going to be kind to everyone, no matter what. Just his smile is going to get a girl blushing. He's the best person on earth and deserves to be treated better.
by cigsaftersx June 21, 2022
Get the Christophemug. by Kwayvizzle April 5, 2025
Get the Christopher calamitousmug. He is a kind boy and cares about everything,he likes grils that have pretty eyes and his type is chubby grils like for example names like melany.
by Chrisjr August 28, 2020
Get the Christophermug.