discribity cap

See what'd happen was yous was drunk and wanted to ride out waterskiing style on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my lady fans, to the wa-ho. I told you ima rip out your distributor cap so you can't drive there. you told me. I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap.

I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap

by Willie T. October 31, 2003

cap job

Getting some deep throat action with your hands on the back of her head. Capped off means a cap job to completion.

Got a cap job from my girlfriend.

by frogdude2100 February 16, 2021

Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 28, 2013

Tap the cap

The process of tapping your toe against someone else's knee cap in the intent to turn them on.

Hey sexy, can I tap the cap?

by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017

Scrub Cap

A cap surgeons wear on their head during surgery.

I know, its just...he should wear this. It's his ferry boat scrub cap. He loves ferry boats.

by TaylorKenn August 5, 2018

Caps Lock

CAPS Lock (often shortened is considered "shouting" on the internet, online chatrooms, and instant messaging. Avoid using to get your point across.

I'M USING CAPS LOCK ON MY POSTS BECAUSE IT MAKES WHAT I SAY MORE FACTUAL AND IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!

by Overstored Milk October 11, 2014

Salary-cap

Describes the limit of side hoes you can have. When you hit the salary-cap you have reached the limit of girls you can handle at the same time. To make room for a new hoe you have to dump one, also refereed to as freeing up cap space.

Linus: Are you trying to hit that?

Andrew: I wish but I already hit my salary-cap. I need to free up some cap space before I am able to take on a contract that big.

by BigThing69 October 30, 2019