Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

Curtain Call

A term commonly used by lesbians to describe when they show love and affection to each other, but they are still in "the closet."

*in a large group of people*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*

by lesbianzrule November 1, 2023

Stank curtain

When someone farts in a small area and makes it so someone has to walk through their fart.

I gave my wife a great stank curtain while we were walking down the hallway yesterday!

by Sithvader666 May 24, 2025

curtain dropper

Sending a revealing photo during flirting on text.
Showing revealing areas on the body while flirting in person.

Marie gave John a curtain dropper on text.
Kate showed James a curtain dropper, she's such a flirt.

by Curtain dropper March 30, 2020

cool curtains

when something that was trendy or really cool is ruined by mainstream media exploitation or over used and abused by mainstream society

comic book hero movies used to be fun now they are cool curtains

I saw some tool with a smart phone doing some dumb shit trying to impress chics like in that commercial. fuck it, its cool curtains

by fakefarmfag November 25, 2010

curtain skirtin

The female equivalent of meatriding.

When someone is obsessed with someone and does everything they can do to get someone to like them.

Why the fuck is Tiffany liking and commenting on all of Stephanie's posts? She just wants to get invited to her fancy party. That bitch is curtain skirtin!

by smoodude June 29, 2024

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024