Crab Fighting

The modern solution to an argument.
No bloody violence (possibly some groinal pain.)
No weapons.
Can be done pretty much any time, anywhere with anyone.

Simply sit on your hands and knees with your stomach facing the sky/roof. Only your hands/knees can touch the ground.

Use your knees/legs/feet to attack the other person. The aim is to get their ass on the floor. The first person with their ass on the floor loses.

- "Oi, that's my chair - I shot-gunned it?!"
- "Mine now."
- "Alright, crab fight you for it!"
(MUST AGREE!)

Crab Fighting ensues...

Winner gets the chair.

by M.eson July 25, 2011

Crab brothers

A term used to Describe to gentlemen who have been either in a relationship or had a sexual encounter with the same girl

How do you know david?

- me and him are crab brothers to Emily woods!

by Lee Harvey alwaysbald August 5, 2017

crab train

a long line of people transport crabs to each other

choo choo all aboard the crab train

by cardscub April 13, 2010

King crab

The award of being awsome at gears of war crab walking.
Noun, Verb,

hey king crab goes first. Im king crab.

by mvh4230 and killer bung January 11, 2012

Crab Rave

When a gay couple dance and have intercourses at the same time

Joe and Tim did the crab rave last night

by Dick eater 😏 December 1, 2018

The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014

Crab pot

The strong oudour emmited from a vagina, which is unhealthy, which can be detected from a distance

" was about to shag this slapper last night but when she took off her knickers fuck me mate i thought i was at the harbour, whole room smelt like a Crab pot"

by shaftshagnasty August 6, 2008