skool bus

When someone is being dumb and trying to make the word school bus cool. Never tell some one you take the "skool bus" they will laugh.

Yeah I take the "skool bus".

You loser it's school bus...you're an idiot.

by BusesNO1 May 3, 2006

short bus

A hellhole of a job for any sane monkey. A yellow vehicle just asking to have its tires slashed. I mean c'mon I would love to see the bus driver trying to handle about twenty retards laughing and crying and crapping their pants!!!

No Jimmy don't run into oncoming traffic!! The cars don't want to play with you so get back on the short bus!

by Diana and Rachelle May 18, 2004

Bus Nut

Instead of saying, you cant cum, you cant bus nut

Arrrrr no, face it, you cant bus nut

by Mc_Dizzee December 8, 2004

Bus Lust

The infatuation you feel when you start to notice the same hottie every day riding the same mode of public transportation as you.

"OMG I so have bus lust. I see him every day and today he even got off at my stop. I'm in lurve."

by Ian Welles November 14, 2006

bus fuck

Bus fucking involves 2 people: the victim, and the fucker. The bus fucker is generally the bitch on the bus that no one likes to sit with because she is either: a FAT bitch, a SCARY bitch, a super-bitch, or a combination of the three. Victims to bus fucking are usually guys too nice to say no to someone who wants to sit with them. Once the bitch sits down, she begins to engage you in conversation about obsessions with non-fat guys, her hatred of her parents, and other topics the victim more often than not does not give a damn about. The result of a good (see: bad) bus fucking is: being even more scared of the bitch, friends making fun of you, and annoying children on the bus claiming you want to have an affair with the bitch.

Also see: bus rape

Victim: Thank God we're at my bus stop...now I can get away from Sammi.
Victim Friend: Yeah man, she bus fucked you good. Did she seriously tell you about how she wants her brother inside her?

by Buerckchop December 26, 2007

School Bus

A yellow limo kids ride to school.

Kid: I don't wanna ride the school bus mom.
Mom: why are you complaining you get to ride in a yellow limo to school evryday.

by What's happenin' April 15, 2006

Bus Spotting

The art of spotting the arrival of a bus, long before it reaches the bus spot. However, bus spotting is a talent usually possessed by people who never actually take the bus.
Considered by many as a gift from God, scientists continue to work out ways to maximise the gift, while hiring special agents to hunt bus spotters down and "bring them in for testing"

Jo: Yo boom, 128 on it's way down!

Boom: Cool man, nice bus spotting. You comin' down my joint?

Jo: Nah, got a plane to catch in 20 minutes.

by Never catchthebus99' April 17, 2009