bisexual

What all women truly are, although most never acknowledge or even realize it.

What all closeted gay guys try so hard to believe they are, until the day they finally wake up and accept reality.

Linda: I really enjoy sleeping with men and women, but I can't say I'm bisexual because people say I'm just trying to be hip.

Jack: I'm not gay! I'm bisexual! You have to believe me, please!!

by Occasional visitor April 8, 2006

Bisexual

A bunch of whores who believe they are soo cool because they will fuck anything that walks. They love breaking up happy relationships because of what they want, they will get into relationships dealing with 2 partners. They will have sex with anybody who says "yes." And they mock homosexuality by saying they are just like them, while fucking guys and girls. Mainly just men who are afraid of coming out of the closet, and girls who want attention so desperatly that they will be in this club. Bisexuals often try to say that they are just as opressed as gays which is not true, seeing that almost every bisexual gets thier ass kissed, and cock sucked for saying they are.

Wow, Jane is a slut.
No, she's just bisexual.

by A Right to Be Hostile April 9, 2006

bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

by twizzlefoshizzle March 5, 2009

bisexual

none existant.

you are either gay or you are not.

unless your name is Sean neef. then you justa butt pirate.

everyoone claming to be bisexual

by gandolfthetangerine May 2, 2008

bisexual

the ability to be completely be immune to traps in anime, transgenders,cross dressers and to have the widest available of options for a mate as the individual is attracted to both sexes usually equally

bisexual ex
if i like you i'd fuck you regardless what you have between your legs.

by AnimatorMX May 15, 2016

bisexual

The act of being selfish when it comes to liking a certain sex. You cant just like girls, or boys. You have to like both.

I'm a very selfish person. I'm also bisexual.

by unxsolvedxlove May 2, 2006

bisexual

Greedy people who want every sex for themselves. You cant have both...come on! Some think of them as those who want it, and dont care how they get it and who it comes from...and we all know what "it" is

Jane is bisexual so she screws all the men AND the women, taking the men away from all the straights and gays, and taking the women away from all the straights and lesbians (GREEDY!)

by ChocalateCream December 15, 2004