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Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news
watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”
by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022
mugGet the Shamble Bangsmug.

Bang Chan

Best leader. Reason why you are alive. Go to therapy PLZ anyways Stan stray kids. Best boy.
"Is Bang Chan is therapist" - person #1 who needs help
"he probably was in his past life" - person #2 who needs a hug

"who's the best leader???" - you
"Bang Chan duuhhhh"- Me
by fr0g.ishere December 20, 2020
mugGet the Bang Chanmug.

Snack Bang

the amount of taste or enjoyment that you get from any given snack
i.e.) beef jerkey has a lot, where as sunflower seeds do not
Store-goer number 1: See, if I get gum I'll also need to get cookies, because gum doesn't have enough snack bang, you know?

Store-goer number 2:Yeah, gum isn't a snack it's practically borrowed because you don't swallow it, cookies you swallow. I'd defiantly go with cookies. More snack bang for your buck.
by store-goer #1 February 21, 2011
mugGet the Snack Bangmug.

guilt bang

When a person "usually a Narcissist," mentions several of your friends who supposedly also agree with them, that your behavior is not appropriate behavior. It can also be called a "guilt-pile-on."
My sister, my therapist, and my best friend all agree, . . . going to a bar to play pool without your girl friend is not okay.

I can see you are trying to "guilt bang" me with your fabricated authority figures.
by BeenHurtBefore February 24, 2014
mugGet the guilt bangmug.

Turbo Bang

-verb.

1) The act of vigorously and unrelenting coitus.
That'll be useful when you're turbo banging his wife.
by Mike Honncho August 19, 2011
mugGet the Turbo Bangmug.

long bang

When you give up a chance for what could be one-time-only sexual intercourse in the efforts of securing long-term banging prospects.
Ahh, going for the long bang, I see.
by kaosushijin February 26, 2011
mugGet the long bangmug.

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