by Mr.goodnight May 30, 2018
Get the Hot air balloonmug. A very intense, surprising sexual act to be engaged in by one partner equipped with a penis (surprisee) and another partner equipped with at least one non-oral cavity (surpriser). Useful for lazy Sundays, (and/or on sleeping partners who do not see the act coming pause... phrasing that have given prior consent to such acts), this act forgoes foreplay for forceful fornication, foreshadowing formidable forays forevermore. To engage in ballooning, the surpriser discretely acquires a penis (attached to the surprisee) at maximum flaccidity and proceeds to pack the penis, in whatever manner necessary, into the orifice, then allowing the surprisee (and their penis) to awaken from within surpriser's non-oral cavity. The packing process may include, but is not limited to, folding, scrunching, rolling, shoving, tucking, vacuuming, and/or fingering.
For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.
If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
For maximum efficiency while initiating ballooning, the following criteria is ideal: a loose non-oral cavity, a small member (preferably growers, not showers), a quantity of slippy juice that walks the line between ease of entry and undesired arousal of the surprisee's penis prior to the act of engorgement. Note: the surpriser may be aroused before, during, and after the events of ballooning- arousal is recommended to further enhance the ballooning experience.
If the penis ever engorges beyond 15% erect before entry into the non-oral cavity, ballooning is no longer the correct term for said act. See surprise sex.
Tootsie the Clown™ came over and made balloon animals for the kids. He fell asleep in his clown car after the party, so I surprised him with a ballooning in my Arby's pastrami sandwich.
by Arby's Pastrami Sandwich January 26, 2024
Get the ballooningmug. "I love balloon babe i would chop off my testicles and sew them back on, then do the same on my scrotum, just to hear balloon babe fart into a jar"
by purplexed February 12, 2022
Get the Balloon Babemug. A sexual act in which the man stretches his foreskin and ties it into a knot, then urinates into the foreskin creating a “balloon” filled with urine.
by 7pubes October 12, 2022
Get the Ballooningmug. by Catgirlsixtynyaan May 31, 2023
Get the Barbie balloonsmug. The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025
Get the Alabama Water Balloonmug. a satanic abomination created at the pit of hell that is intent on enslaving the world and bringing about the antichrist. the i ready balloon appears in i ready brain brakes that are unskipable. the balloon makes you praticipate in a black mass that involves you taking balloon breaths.
by ANTIFAMAN2008 February 25, 2024
Get the I ready balloonmug.