mentally bald

when people are funny, they can't have anything on their heads so when they are being funny they are mentally bald.

Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson make a good comedy pairing because they're both mentally bald as well.

by Pneumococcal0 April 15, 2025

Bald capping

When you take a bald cap and whip someone’s penis with it. This causes the hair to fall off the penis and balls, as a method of shaving.

Bro I’m getting really hairy, can you do some bald Capping on me

by Atticool April 18, 2025

National Bald Day

May 21st is national bald day, share this with your favorite bald day

Hey dude happy national bald day!

by Imedriac May 21, 2025

Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

It balded

So much energy, it was that intense that their hair fell off.

He worked so so hard. It balded

by Thelxw April 26, 2024

balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

bald

the time where your friends hair fell out while they were pooping.

"Hey girl why u bald"
"I pooped"

by KJGUFYIGKHB February 18, 2024