Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 27, 2025

Spalding Balding

When your pubic hair starts falling out after to many trips to Spalding County ie Griffin.

I saw roger in the shower yesterday and he’s got a serious case of Spalding Balding. I told him to stay out of Griffin

by Mind_surgeon July 2, 2022

Bald Cene

Juan cene when he says oooh shoot we gotta go bald and then he goes bald

Bald Cene like a melody

by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 20, 2020

i am bald

It means that you are now bald of stress or something OR your barber made u bald and u say this to express your feelings !! #iambald

I am bald so i need to put a plunger on my head and upload it on tiktok!

by SimplyWords January 1, 2025

Bald eagle

A name that you call when someone is hairy yet bald.

That cancer patient is a bald Eagle!

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Actin bald headed

When someone is on “bullshit”

This could be us, but you actin bald headed.

by Hit that button! December 30, 2020

Bald Bastard Classic

Where you chug a 5 hour energy, take a XO and chug a tall redbull

“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic

by iiTzXan June 26, 2023