Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024

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Get the Baldmug.

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed

*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!

Im literally going bald/im going diabetic

by Cjaydedj January 28, 2019

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Get the Im literally going bald/im going diabeticmug.

Bald

Someone who plays too much of semi popular 2d battle royale, Surviv.io

"Dang Generator played 17 hours of Surviv this week."

"Yea, they're so bald.

by Mario X January 25, 2021

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Get the Baldmug.

Erase Bald

A corny hair growth spray jk Erase Bald is a pro at rocket league player and hes better than your dog

Broo Erase Bald is So good at Rocket League? IKR i wanna suck his cock

by kvoji December 20, 2021

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Get the Erase Baldmug.

Bald Martin Haters

Absolutely Disgusting, they are all little kids who will turn out to be nonces,

Bald Martin should be king, seriously bald Martin would never hurt a kid, (totally didn't happen in a morgz video) he is so sweet and bald

Bald Martin Haters are such losers!

I know right!

by Bald Martins Elf April 7, 2021

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