Baking a loaf

When you cum on every inch of someone and then lay them in the wind to dry so they become crusty like the outside of a loaf of bread.

Satine: OMG you're going on a date?
Padme: Yeah, we're totally baking a loaf tonight.

by YummyBerries September 1, 2022

nigga bake

She who resembles the drinking habits of a african american or person who is above the age of the individual. Commonly the woman will have a waistline below size 4, and will be attracted to irish people who wont take enough shots to properly call themselves a man.

"Nikki was being a nigga bake when she took eight shots with her big bro, after hooking up with blow birdsong during the finals game."

by bake diesel June 24, 2012

half bake

A half bake is a stupid cunt that doesn't no what he's doing

John was only half baked no good for fuck all

by Dictator1985 October 24, 2013

baked shrimp

The sort of nigga that stops at red lights in GTA, brushes his teeth after every snack, goes to sleep with his lights on.

'See that JB kid? What a fucking baked shrimp'
'I'd fucking smash that baked shrimp'

by MyPubesOnFleek August 19, 2016

quake and bake

Toking up after being awaken by an earthquake. Made popular by internet show host Tom Leykis.

*earthquake/aftershock that wakes Bill up*
Bill: The hell was that...
*bong rip! quake and bake!*

by Soukin August 14, 2012

Baking Cookies

Multiple hits to a web site which heats up its cookies ( those nasty tracking bits ) and often gets more advertising dollars accordingly.

The title of the story was a ruse for baking cookies and increasing revenue.

by dorkmier September 3, 2016

baked the brownie

First time for anal sex. Similar to popping the cherry though anal instead.

Steve baked the brownie with Lisa last night.

by Nirosu July 8, 2010