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Jacob's Boyfriend

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022
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Perfect boyfriend

Someone who loves and cares for you and accepts you for who you are
by RatManChris September 4, 2020
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Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.
-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better
by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021
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Trained boyfriend

A boy who knows how to take good pictures of his beautiful girlfriend
I have a trained boyfriend! He takes great pictures of me on our holiday
by Jenniferling July 16, 2022
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Army Boyfriend

The boyfriend you see/meet on very rare occasions, 2 or 3 times a year.
by Morningstar89 March 26, 2020
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boyfriend clone

A girl who has no identity of her own, so she ends up becoming a clone of whomever she's dating at the time.

See also: no personality.
That bitch literally never had an interest in any of these things, but now that her boyfriend of the month is into it, she LOVES it?! What a boyfriend clone!
by whistlebisquit August 11, 2017
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proximity boyfriend

A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.
Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
by ratswithcats September 30, 2019
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