A proximity boyfriend is someone who you can’t trust further than a 5 metre radius. They aren’t your actual “boyfriend” because he doesn’t use labels..but it feels like you’re in a relationship.
Friend: “Hey is that your boyfriend??”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
You: No, we’re not dating
Friend: “So what are you then?”
You: He’s my proximity boyfriend until we make it official (so I’m still single)
Friend: “Just like a proxy girlfriend then!”
by ratswithcats September 30, 2019

by not chris's dad March 8, 2022

by The police are here March 5, 2023

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.
You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."
by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

A guy who is everything a girl wants but is never enough much like a concept design in that it is a general design but not quite the finished product there is always something missing but was a good try
by reapert5 November 13, 2013

When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.
Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Girl 2- Like, totally.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.
Girl 2- Like, totally.
by Just stating the truth April 20, 2017

by gutfjjbgy November 21, 2021
