Asshole Chair

The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.

Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.

by Dr. Zoid Johnberg January 2, 2009

Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.

Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.

by assholer1 February 17, 2010

Asshole Ring

The ring in your asshole that gets stretched when you take a monstrous shit and is usually very sore after doing so

Dude My asshole ring FUCKING kills i just took a monstrous shit.

Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!

by sirabigail June 9, 2008

Sarcastic Asshole

One person whom looks like an asshole, acts like an asshole, but really isn't an asshole.

1. Alyx Gaudio you're such a sarcastic asshole.

by kushhh18 January 12, 2010

asshole alert

exclamation used when a powerboat/speedboat is crossing/passing by at an excessive speed.

Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!

by Sam Feeley November 30, 2007

Digital Assholes

Online people who ignore PC and make fun of stupidity, as well as pull internet pranks.

Those guys are a bunch of digital assholes

by Shade X July 19, 2006

Asshole Texting

When someone is constantly sending picture messages involving porn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being retarded. These messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone's memory. Sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can't think of anything to say worth while. Can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can't stand it anymore.

"Dammit!... this is the tenth time I've gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked Germans."

"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."

by Jarrett McFish March 2, 2010