Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 09, 2021
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Anal Coping

Anal coping . . That all to dreary week of sbd's (silent but deadly farts) and that unpleasant feeling you mite just shit your pants at anytime rather loose feeling!!! Definately disturbed seriously conteplating anal ever again feeling!!!! / as if someone made a half pipe out of your asshole!!!!
The anal coping has been rather obnoxious this week!!!
by Dirtbag40 April 05, 2020
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anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand
non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."
by wet_cardboard69 March 28, 2018
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anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill
Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up
by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017
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anal wreck

1.) To completely annihilate one's rear
2.) To be rid of the pleasure to sit down
I fell on a potato in the shower ending in a bloody anal wreckage.
I have been eating taco bell for 4 straight days now i am anal wrecked.
by ReZuRrEcT September 01, 2014
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Anal Motocross

Putting spinning motorcycle wheel on your anal hole to feel more pleasure and adrenaline. It will end when your butt is totally destroyed.
Mike is in hospital now. He was doing Anal Motocross.
by Ducklephant April 29, 2020
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Anal Drizzle

When moisture is formed within the bumcheeks, in the form of sweat. Occasionally, liquidised poo can be mistaken for anal drizzle, resulting in a sticky brown leg. Anal drizzle can be used in hilarious situations, like a pootash for maximum affect.
Matt: Oh Dave, I have the tastiest anal drizzle building up inside my arse cheeks! Lets pootash Johnny again!

Dave: Are you sure it's not actual poo again?
by WhenYouPOOYourself! December 27, 2010
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