Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
by Maygmom May 31, 2011
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classy anal

The act of having anal sex while wearing a top hat, and drinking the cheapest red wine available without spilling a drop.
Went to that wine gala and ended up having classy anal afterwards. When I came, she downed her wine and tossed her top hat into the air screaming "CLASSY AS FUCK!" classy anal fancy
by Bouncybunny December 11, 2015
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Anal Pubititis

The condition when there is an extreme amount of hair in and around the anus.
I was total 69ing Jen when I took notice to her anal pubititis
by thedishmaster94 April 30, 2010
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False Anal

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.
Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!
by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010
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Anal Palmer

When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass
The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.
by Mycatlego September 09, 2019
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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 09, 2021
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anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand
non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."
by wet_cardboard69 March 28, 2018
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