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Anal bangle

A shit ring left around your wrist after fisting someone's arse.
He wiped his nose and recoiled with disgust... He forgot he was wearing an anal bangle from last night's session with Jane.
by Zonal K October 7, 2019
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anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.
Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.
by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009
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Anal jew

Someone who is anal about their money. Typically someone who is very greedy, spoiled, and takes a lot of Xanax
Aaron is such an anal jew!!
Look at that loser Aaron he’s a fucking anal jew.
by Eavangelionunit1 December 24, 2021
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Anal Palmer

When you felch lemonade out of your partners ass
The president of the US spends more time on the golf course than serving the country. Think of how many Anal Palmers that man has downed.
by Mycatlego September 9, 2019
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anal awareness

Expression used to indicate a gay male who feels ready for a complete sexual intercourse.
He only gave me oral sex 'cause he's still not anal aware.

I reached my anal awareness with this guy from Baltimora.

Don't worry about your anal awareness, take all the time you need.
by supersantos July 17, 2015
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Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.
Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!
by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018
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anal consumption

A more advanced type of eating ass, that only intellectuals could understand
non-intellectual: "I ate my girlfriends ass last night"
intellectual: "Is that so? Well at a late time period yesterday, I participated in some anal consumption with my female romantic partner."
by wet_cardboard69 April 12, 2018
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