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Alyssa

Alyssa is chill and very badass
Me: "Hey Alyssa that was a nice spike!"
Alyssa: "Ik right that was hella wicked!!"
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Alyssa

alyssa is awesome! she's fearless, bold, athletic, good looking, and an amazing person to hang out with. she slays everyday with her best friends, and she never let's anyone get in her way. she's an amazing friend and will always help her friends if they do need help. she's funny and outgoing, and she loves singing her heart out while listening to j.cole. she's amazing!! she has a love for basketball and sometimes it takes her too long to get over people, but she'll always end up being okay and an overall mood lifter.

ALYSSA SLAYS
"wow, that girl is really good at basketball! she's the best one on the court."

"no shit dumbass. it's alyssa."
by boobies<3 June 16, 2022
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Alyssa white

She can be pretty. Well sometimes. She probably has freckles and blonde hair with a slight crook in her nose. She can easily fall for someone but mostly people that hurt her. She probably is the older sister and has strong opinions. She’s interested in fashion and the outdoors. Although she is independent she relies on her family and those around her to fund her shopping addiction. She is designed to live in a big city where she can be inspired by the cultures around her yet she will most likely end up near her parents living off benefits.
Oh alyssa white just gave me a dirty look
That’s just her for u
by yourbrilliance12 May 15, 2023
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alyssa wilcox

a short, beautiful, funny, and supportive girl. it’s near impossible not to love her, and it’s for sure that lots of guys chase after her. although she may be quite in class, she opens up to her friends and treats them like her family. she knows just how to handle every emotion and is an absolutely amazing person.
dude 1: bro who’s that hottie?
dude 2: oh that’s an alyssa wilcox in its natural habitat.
dude 1: 🤭
by vbbabe March 27, 2019
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Alyssa Gem

A kind yet stubborn girl. She is one of a kind. She always think of others first and prioritizes in helping. She lacks confidence despite her awesomeness and curvaceous body. She loves small things given to her. A keeper and deserves to be kept for being loyal when in a relationship Has so many friends who take advantage of her kindness but she doesn't care. All that matters to her is that she loves them despite of making her a friend of convenience. Always laughs and lights up the mood of everyone. Witty and smart, often helps her classmates at school. Rarely seen to be mad but is scary when she is. Her biggest weakness is the death of her loved ones. Loves music, arts and dogs. Has a gregarious and high-pitched laugh.
Have you heard of our class governor, Alyssa Gem? She's great! And I would love to vote her again for the next school year!

Alyssa Gem's a keeper, you're dumb if you let her go.
by Arrhaesia November 23, 2021
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alyssa thomas

Alyssa (babygirllysss) Thomas is a widely famous scientist from London. She is always showing off her tan and is a very academic girl. Sometimes Alyssa can be rather rude and mean to one of her rivals Izzy Garraway. But she’s an amazing girl!!
Wow I just saw Alyssa Thomas on Stephanie Jaynes YouTube channel! She is a scientist.
by Angryabby April 21, 2019
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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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