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"yo im tryna get a g, can i pay you with an Alexander m?"
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He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
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He is the point of our existance
HE IS WHY WE ARE ALIVE TODAY
dbababy is no longer superior
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CHUPAPI
asshole 1: I really hate ALEXANDER OU
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
God: Fuck you *Smites*
asshole 1: bru h :(
God: *Removes your blemish of an existance*
dead asshole: WHY AM I IN AHELLLLa?!?!?!A?!!?A?!aaa
God: because you doubted ALEXANDER OUR KING exisatance.
Dead bitch asshole: aiawdojawo
God: db
by IHateYourKnees August 8, 2021
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