Alana

The most amazing girl ever. Had low self esteem but shouldn't. Everyone secretly wants her but can't have her. Gives the best hugs and is always there for people.

Friend: So you gonna ask out alana? I know you like her so much.

Me: Nah she doesn't like me

by Big up the bread May 19, 2022

Alana Likes bananas

We’re paddy want to feck the shit out of alana

Alana: GIMMIE YOUR BANANA
Paddy: 😨
Alana likes bananas

by Notpaddy August 13, 2022

Alan joke

A joke that a large audience would find hilarious.

I just thought of a really awesome Alan Joke!

Cholera? Call her a what?

by Alanjam November 11, 2022

Alane

An autistic plane

Are you going on a alane? That's cool!

by higogogaga May 3, 2023

Crap-alanche

When a large pile of your stuff or rather crap falls over like an avalanche, potentially smoothering small children and animals.

John went to get something from the garage and suddenly some items shifted and a crap-alanche covered him.

by Fieldofdandelion February 3, 2010

woody alan

Its basically another name for a boner orvan erection

I hope they dont see my woody alan

by ripperzdefinitions January 10, 2016

ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT..

I have a PET CESTODA and he is named TASMAN who is more important than me, my PET comes first that is what the little girls and little boys as well as what the babies want.

ANAL ALAN = ..SHIT.. which is SHIT IN SHIT and he can go lower BUTT my CAPSTANO PEPPER loving PET TASMAN is in charge and for my pleasure I GET SEROOUSLY GOOD STOMACH FUCKING.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 17, 2021