The chairs located throughout a store where the unfortunate male who gets roped into shopping with a female companion ends up sitting. The hapless male usually ends up waiting for hours, and often while an important sporting event is on.
Yvonne: I'll be in the bra section.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
Rachel: I'll be in the shoe department.
L: I'll be in the asshole chair, twiddling my thumbs and plotting how to get in your respective pants.
by Dr. Zoid Johnberg August 17, 2007
The ring in your asshole that gets stretched when you take a monstrous shit and is usually very sore after doing so
Dude My asshole ring FUCKING kills i just took a monstrous shit.
Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!
Last night i wriggled into my girlfriends asshole ring with my 13 inch cock!
by sirabigail June 10, 2008
The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
by assholer1 February 18, 2010
One person whom looks like an asshole, acts like an asshole, but really isn't an asshole.
by kushhh18 January 13, 2010
by Shade X July 19, 2006
Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!
by Sam Feeley November 08, 2007
People who have no feelings and will apologize like this "I'm sorry but not really." Also referred to as my Dad. His middle name starts with A and he tells everyone it stands for Asshole.
by Rhodos May 20, 2014