A crazy almost magical place that can only be accessed by 3 select men: Ben, Sam, and Tj (the mayors). To go you must be completely willing and be able to prove yourself worthy. A special screening process/ceremony is performed in which the three mayors decide if you are worthy enough to go and be part of freaky town nation. Once a citizen you are considered one for life. Also, the song "funky town" must be sung during the ceremony by replacing "funky" with "freaky."
Girl: Have the mayors ever taken you to freaky town?
Steph: OMFG, yes! It was the best time ever.
Courtney said she wanted us to take her freaky town but the mayors agreed she wasn't ready yet.
Steph: OMFG, yes! It was the best time ever.
Courtney said she wanted us to take her freaky town but the mayors agreed she wasn't ready yet.
by Benjimen January 11, 2009
Get the freaky townmug. When you hear an amazing song, unlike any other song you've ever heard and it makes you feel some type of way.
by chachithecreator April 1, 2020
Get the banger townmug. Passing a very strong alcoholic beverage back and forth in the back of an Uber or anyplace with your bros until it is finished
by Dirty Connie & The Boys August 17, 2021
Get the Town housemug. by feners February 12, 2015
Get the shanti townmug. Work in the town you grow up in, have kids go to the same schools you do, maintain within the vicinity
Justin: I think I’m going to become a school teacher and coach in town
Jeff: So you want to be like a town lifer, that’s good
Jeff: So you want to be like a town lifer, that’s good
by Timwallll August 22, 2019
Get the Town Lifermug. The college town of San Luis Obispo, California. San Luis Obispo is roughly half way between SF and LA on 101 near the beach. It is populated mostly by students and retired rich people. There is little if any economy outside of the local university and a large state prison. The town is sometimes referred to as SLO or much to the chagrin of locals "San Louie"
by petroliam February 10, 2017
Get the slo townmug. by moneymonk January 13, 2012
Get the Toffee Townmug.