a slow

it's not a noun, but it's just "a" followed by the adjective "slow". very simple, very flexibly usable.

think of a slow train

a slow way to go

a two hour lecture is a slow way to learn

by Elat' February 13, 2022

slow toke

A slow-motion cannabis smoking video. First used in the LA/OC/Socal smoke sesh scene. It usually ends with the people getting super baked after the shoot

Let's get a Slow Toke at the sesh!
Yo my Slow Toke came out sick!

by SmokeWeedEveryDay710 October 18, 2023

Slow

EDWINNNNNN

This mfer is slow

by Pop rocks 07 May 16, 2021

Slow bug

When someone does something dumb

You slow bug

by Oranges15162 December 1, 2020

Slow ghoster

A person whom you meet in a bar, club or dating site (i.e. Tinder) that after one date attempts to slowly fall off the map. They consider themselves above ghosting, so they slow ghost. It is a psychological winning strategy that requires patience and discipline.

"Yo bro, I met this woman on Tinder and she slow-ghosted me within days. She is a professional slow ghoster! I never even saw it coming!"

by Rappin James February 3, 2023

Slow-Cooked Stupid

A poorly made decision with slight short term advantage and increasingly worse downstream consequences.

Her decision to skip college and use the money to buy a Camero was slow-cooked stupid.

by Al Ham November 21, 2011

slow cooking

Term used to setting a person up or luring someone in. Best used to describe a hoe setting up another victim.

You deceitful ass hoe. You played me and now you slow cooking another sucker for the count.

by Black Riz September 26, 2008