May 26

May 26 is National Free nudes day

Bf: It’s May 26th!
Gf: What does that mean?
Bf: It’s national free nudes day
Gf: Okay!

by I have arthritis May 26, 2023

MARCH 26

the day in which we all dump beans in the tub and pretend to be michael Phelps

"Oh dear god it is MARCH 26"
"Oh yay it is MARCH 26"

by Emilythecat March 25, 2023

June 25 and 26

national suck your partners dick day

it's june 25 and 26, come sick my dick shawty

by shawtybae103 June 24, 2024

26 mile

A road in Michigan; 26 miles away from the Detroit river. When detroiters hear stories about what happens there they cannot believe it.

1: damn they robbed my ass for a oz of orange Kush in a subdivision off 26 mile
2: be glad they didn't frame your ass you know damn well that's the hood

by Overthere586 February 5, 2023

April 26

April 26 is National Throw Anything at Anyone Day. You can throw it at a stranger or your closest friends!!

"Yo bro, its April 26"

"And?"
*Throws stick*

by audiii April 21, 2025

6 / 2 / 26

The date when we’re going to get married . If ur friends says “ 6 / 2 / 26 “ that means they want to get married to u .

Friend 1 : Hey guys ! 6 / 2 / 26 !
Friend 2 : Why do u want to marry all of us

by anonymous April 22, 2024

June 26

The day Begu Petruța was born

Mihaela: Do you know what day is today ?

Mihai: It’s June 26. Why?

Mihaela:Because today was born that one girl that has a 40 inch dick.
Mihai: Yeah, Petruța!

by bulgaras2007 April 22, 2024