Crip-Fu

When a severely crippled person tries to do Kung-Fu but realizes their legs no longer work properly in order for them to do said Kung-Fu moves.

"Did you see that Crip-Fu?"

"Yeah, silly Cripple, Kung-Fu is for those who can walk."

by Mysterious Frying Pan May 15, 2017

Fu

A term dirivitive of Chicago. A variation of the phrase “fuck shit”. Used to refer to something thats messed up and you aren't really trying to be apart of it

Asked the lady at the restaurant for a napkin and she handed me some toilet paper...what type of fu shit is this?

by Delecia_amour June 8, 2019

Kung Fu Bear

when a bear flips a stick like a staff

"Did you see the Kung Fu Bear at the zoo?"
"Yeah it spun a stick."

by Bloob bloob October 30, 2020

kung fu breakfast

To snort a line of cocaine for breakfast.

Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.

by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021

Net Fu

Ones ability to search the internet with extreme leetness

He can find anything on the internet. His net fu is strong.

by Narflar January 19, 2015

Fu

Used in the 408 as a way to distract people from someone’s voice

“Ay yo was-“
“Fu”

by UrBoiiiNahom October 1, 2019

Slut Fu

A means of manipulation by way of seduction and flirtation, conventionally wielded by women against men. Manner of speech, conversation topics, and choice of clothing can all be considered facets in the art of Slut Fu.

Shaye is so good at getting guys to do whatever she wants, her mastery of Slut Fu is beyond impressive.

by owndrew December 5, 2021