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Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.
Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail
by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009
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Failed Harpoon

When cupid's harpoon fails.
That bitch rejected him after being penetrated by Cupid's Harpoon. Guess his is now the Failed Harpoon.
by awk-man April 15, 2010
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fail frown

An overly exaggerated frown made in response to anything particularly stupid seen anywhere, be it an action, a behavior, the weather, some music, etc.

Anybody employing a fail frown must be aware that they must, to the best of their abilities, follow the guiding scientific principle principle-every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
This actually happened to me, so please, read it in order to contextualize this compound word. In essence, it was a message about corporate buzzwords and euphemisms I had sent to a friend.

-I talked to a woman this morning who is the owner of a cafe. She told me she used to be a paraprofessional, which is basically a glorified teacher´s assistant. She likened the euphemism to a custodian being named a "custodial manager." We both made a "fail frown" after she had finished explaining it to me.
by legal pwn August 19, 2009
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Epic Fail

When a fail is such a great fail that is it epic.
Dude, I went Christmas tree shopping and I accidentally made a tree fall and all of them came down like dominos.

Epic fail, man.
by Awesomepunk95 December 23, 2010
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epically-fail

"Dude, you like epically-fail at life....dude...."
by Jules&Jess October 11, 2009
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LOL Fail

When a person has nothing better to say on msn or through text messaging so ends up repetitively using the world "LOL".
Suzy says:
HAHA
Josh says:
LOL
Suzy says:
hehe
Josh says:
LOL
lol
damn... LOL Fail
by Jimmy980 January 24, 2010
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Facebooty Fail

When one hooks up for a blind date with someone on Facebook and it turns out so awkward or mismatched with the other person face to face that the next day they've gone so far as to remove the other person from their friends list & completely blocks them from viewing their profile
just woke up...I know last night was kinda awkward ... blind dates are funny like that ... we are totally chill ... we can hang I'd you like ... but as far as a physical relationship I'm sorry Chica but you aren't my type Facebooty Fail ... please take no hard feelings I still think you rock. Anyways we'll catch up later
by Twinker the Scout June 5, 2010
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