Touch and go

Ejaculate and evacuate, quite literally touching and going.

I’m sore back there, Fred was running touch and goes on me all night.

by HankyWanky2007 June 6, 2024

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning

Popularized by James S. Murray in the famous hidden camera tv show Impractical Jokers. This was said during his punishment where he was forced to read strange lines from flash cards during a speech.

The phrase can also be shortened to, “it itches and it burns”. This is most commonly used as a response to being asked to do something.

Craig: Hey Phil, I need those papers on my desk by the end of the day.

Phil: But it itches and burns sooooo.

or

Phil: But it itches and burns but I still go to work every morninggggg.

In this situation it clearly displays that Phil doesn’t feel like doing those papers.

It itches and it burns but I still go to work every morning: A slang and informal way to tell someone that you do not want to do what they are telling you.

by ItItchesAndBurns43 December 29, 2023

Going Voorhees

When a person, who loses a loved one, begins to hallucinate and see that deceased love one and become motivated by that hallucination, especially for revenge.

"She said she was seeing her dead father and said that he told her to kill the guy who killed him. She's going Voorhees on us, yo."

by DustyKitten February 9, 2025

seeing how things go

You are basically seeing each other it’s when the guy doesn’t want to admit it to his friends that’s he’s seeing an absolute slaper so he just tells them “we are seeing how things go”

Jim “so what’s happening with you and Amy”

Jack “nothing we are seeing how things go”

by Sassy from big lez February 2, 2019

Every mission we go on is illegal

What you say during a press meeting if the discussion or brief is about the mission's illegality

Haig: Sir their requests are highly irregular, most likely illegal. If the press gets old

Mason: What the hell are you talking about? Do you know who we are?
Woods: Every mission we go on is illegal

by Sebastian294 February 21, 2021

Let's go!

A very annoying term used by the lesser minded person when excited and have no place to go.

Let's work together in this competition. Let's go! We can win this guys! Let's go!

by Anticcp August 20, 2021

Going steady

When two people are boyfriend and girlfriend (etc),but do not go on dates(normally for teens/children who can’t drive).They are exclusive to eachother and hang out but do not go on dates.

Steve-“Are they a couple?”
Jill-“Yea, they are going steady till they can drive”

by Hdhdbdbzjzbbzvzjzj September 28, 2021