built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

by Mmmmoooo September 27, 2023

spreading like wildflower

An unintentional distortion of the phrase "spreading like wildfire", which, oddly, is both poetically evocative and accurate in its imagery.

Anne would often say, of a rumor, a fashion or a craze, "it's spreading like wildflower", and he was too impressed by its inner truth and charm to ever correct her.

by Monkey's Dad June 12, 2021

Folded like an omelet

A descriptor used to ridicule how someone died, when they died because they were being stupid and experienced the "find out" part of "fuck around and find out.".

David got folded like an omelet after trying to rob an off duty police officer.

by Jeff_the_warcriminal November 23, 2023

fugg i look like

what the fuck do i look like??

james- why would you windmill your mom you dumbass?? your fuckin retarded

ronny- fugg i look like ya fuckin shitlick?? mind your own business ya fucktard..

james-your fuckin gay..

by bigballer_2396 October 8, 2011

pull a keira likes noah

pulling a "keira likes noah" means that when your really obessed or obsessing over somebody.

"dayum I'm really pulling a keira likes noah card rn" "this is really a keira likes noah situation" "she's about to pull a keira likes noah"

by shayleigh angelica October 26, 2021

Like white girls on Halloween

Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"

Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween

by Im_Finna_Keep_it_a_1000 September 16, 2019

Out like a trout

Big Turtle and Small Turtle making out

Big Turtle and Small Turtle are having romantic moments and they decide to out like a trout

by BTloveST December 8, 2018